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The Toy Story of Bud Light & Sheriff Woow is a Youtube Poop created by NukaPooCola.

TranscriptEdit

[the Pixar logo goes on Luxo going to jump on the letter I going in midair four times, causing explosion]
Man: Fuck you!
Andy: Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato! Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!
[the car rides through the sheep, causing an explosion]
Andy: Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!
Man: Fuck you, you fucking nigger!
Andy: Sheriff Woow! I'm here to fuck you, One-Eyed Fart. Doh! [he goes in Spring Yard Zone theme] ...tater tots.
[the baby goes giggling excitedly while freezing, then spitting with The Walking Dead theme]
Woody: Pull bull! The birthday party's today? Yay?
Mr. Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my cock! I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Fuck.
Woody: Slink. I got some bad news.
Slinky Dog: Bad news?
Woody: Shh, shh, shh!
[the toys gather up to see Woody and Slinky Dog with a Waldo picture from Where's Waldo]
Woody: Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.
Slinky Dog: Got it.
Woody: Be happy!
Slinky Dog: Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Woody: Hey, Etch. Draw!
[draws a red and white background]
[ding]
Woody: Oh!
[the man goes for a karate yell, and the plane flies down while cutting, causing an explosion]
Woody: Hey, who moved my iPad way over here?
Man: 15 minutes could save you 15 percent on more on car insurance.
Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody: I was close to shitting.
Rex: Oh!
[Bo pulls Woody with a neck crack with the music playing]
Woody: [amplified blowing] Hello? Check. That better? [he continues with the amplified blowing] Better? [he goes with amplified blowing multiple times] Better? [he goes amplified blowing again multiple times] Great. Everybody hear me? [he goes with amplified blowing] Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. [the rap music plays with amplified blowing] Okay. First item today: Uh... oh, yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
[the man goes for a karate yell]
Woody: We've only got one week left before the one week. I don't want any toys. Get! All right, next. Tuesday night's plastic ses awarness meeting, was, I think, a big shitting. And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell: Emoclew er'uoy.
Woody: Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One minor note here. Are you shook up this cock. It matter how much I played with.
Man: Hello, it club.
[explosion, then Woody screams]
Hamm: Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but, they're er'yeht! They're here er'yeht! They're here!
[they hear a door moving open and close and the children come in a room with the rock music playing]
Andy: Quick, make a space. And he does with that. He does...
[Woody slips down off the bed, causing a hit]
Announcer: K.O.!
[the door creams while opening and closing]
Woody: Now, let's all B, B, ball. [he plays basketball on Woody's hands]
[he climbs up on the bed causing the hot dog between Buzz's legs from toe to bead, then peeing with an eye looking down]
Buzz: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Man: It's my mother fucker!
[karate yell]
Woody: [he screams multiple times] Sorry. Howdy. My name...
[Buzz zaps the laser on Woody with an explosion]
Woody: ...bed here.
Buzz: Local lawl enforcement, it's about time you got here. I'm Bud Light Sas Ranger. Watch yourself!
[he trips Woody while screaming, then hearing a punching noise]
Announcer: K.O.!
Buzz: Who goes there?
Rex: Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.
[he uses a laser to shoot Rex, causing explosion]
Buzz: To infinity and beyond! [he flies down, causing Buzz's arm to break off]
Man: Don't ask!
[the music plays, and the skateboard goes up and down, then Woody begins to touch Buzz's shoe while screaming]
Woody: You stay away from my toys, and no one is taking my ses toys away from me.
Buzz: What are you talking about?
[the camera zooms to Woody's head, then touching Buzz's shoe while screaming again]
Woody: So you want to do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz: Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody: Oh, yeah? Tough guy? [he pushes Buzz while freezing]
Buzz: Suck my eyeballs! [he puts the helmet back on Buzz's head while freezing]
Woody: You actually think you're the Bud Light? Oh, all this time I thought it was an ass! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Bud Light! Bud, look a saslien!
Buzz: Where?
[he begins laughing, then laying down on the floor with hit effect]
Announcer: K.O.!
Woody: Em kcip ydna lliw?
[liquid swishing]
[he shows the blue triangle saying "Go fuck yourself", and then yells, causing the earth to explode]
Woody: J-just keep looking!
Buzz: What kind of toy... [gasps]
[gasps]
[the globe begins to roll while Indiana Jones theme plays, then Buzz slips down with a hit effect, then plays Mario Bros death theme, then a slogan of "No worries Bud Light is alright!", then the lamp hits Buzz with a wilhelm scream]
Together: Buzz!
[the slogan cuts to "Ummmm...", then Buzz goes up and down, then pushing Buzz while falling into the bushes, then the slogan cuts to "R.I.P"]
Woody: Bud! [makes short u sound] Ha! You're alive! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.
[the music plays when Buzz Lightyear and Sheriff Woody fight with healthbars of Bud and Woow on screen, then punching Woody on red with healthbar]
Man: Fatality. Gay!
Driver: ...right, huh?
Attendant: Yeah.
[the ignition starts, then Woody climbs into Pizza Planet truck, then climbing into a window, and window hits Woody's butt multiple times, then slipping Woody while hitting on the wall putting wasted]
Robot: Come to Pizza Planet.
Buzz: Now! Quickly, Sheriff! The airlock is closing.
Woman on P.A.: Jones, party of five, your shuttle is now boarding...
[they both duck with an exclamation point sound with the music playing]
Boy: Hey, Mom, can we have some tokens?
Woody: Ow! Watch where you're going!
Buzz: Sorry.
[they both go inside Pizza Planet, then Woody groans, then Buzz climbs into the claw]
Man: My cook!
Buzz: I am Bud Light. I come.
Man: I'm going to bite you!
Buzz: Who's in charge here?
Aliens: The claw!
Woody: This is ludicrous.
Sid: Hey, there? [laughing] Take that!
Man: Stop it!
[the hammer goes down, causing explosion, then the claw goes down]
Sid: Hey! Let's go home and... [sinister chuckle]
[Scud barks three times]
Sid: Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy! Ready, set now!
[the dog snarls while freezing, then going left and right]
Man: Gaze right!
Sid: Hannah! Janie's all better now.
Hannah: Mom!
[he looks at the Janie doll being broken with the pterodactyl, then gasping and shuddering, and the voice quavers with a woman picture]
Woody: I'm outta here! [he gets out of the bag, then collecting four yellow rings with Chemical Plant Zone theme, then grabbing on the door knob while locking] Locked. There's got to be another way outta here. [he hears a giant walking, then Buzz flies with a silhouette while buzzing, then farting, then a tear drop begins falling down on Woody's eye, then a giant continues walking] Uh, Bud? Was that you?
[the giant continues walking, they hear a creak while buzzing with the music playing, then turning the flashlight on]
Woody: Hey, hi there, little fella. Come out of here. Do you know a way outta here?
[the baby spider glares at Woody, then a slogan saying "Not responsible for soiled pants", then Jingle comes to Woody, then pressing a button multiple times, then turning the flashlight off, and then yells]
Man: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh!
[they see the mutant toys, then Woody goes for a woman in opera, then running on a cereal bowl with a hitting sound]
Announcer: K.O.!
Buzz: [Buzz begins to stretch out four times] Shh! [he runs to the wall, looking at Scud snoring, then Woody pulls a string, with a music playing, then growling]
Buzz: Split up!
[they both run through the doors, and Woody closes the door, then Buzz begins to watch the TV with the rap music video, then leaving, then trying to fly out of the window, then Buzz's arm came breaking off again]
Man: Ha!
[the birds chirp with a water going dripping, and then farts]
Woody: Bud, what are you doing? I though you were...
Buzz: Come on, Sheriff. There's a cock over in that house who needs us.
[Woody drops down]
Buzz: Almost there.
[the toolbox begins to fall at Woody]
Sid: [sputters] I want to ride the pee-pee. [farting, snores]
Woody: I'm fine. I'm okay.
Sid: Oh, yeah! Time for liftoff! Three, two, one!
Man: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, come, kitty!
Sid: Huh? [he goes hearing a sound] What?
Man: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, come kitty! Come, kitty! Come, kitty, here, kitty! Come, kitty! Come, kitty! Come, kitty!
Sid: It's busted.
Man: Okay.
[the heard an explosion, then a slogan cuts to "Whatever happened to Bud Light?", then the rocket flies up, explosion, then a slogan with R.I.P with Buzz in a black and white background with a piano music playing]
Man: Gay!
[the ending logo cuts to Walt Disney Pictures and Pixar Animation Studios and NukaPooCola]

SourcesEdit

  • Toy Story
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Spring Yard Zone
  • The Walking Dead
  • Where's Waldo?
  • Eminem - Lose Yourself
  • K.O. [x4]
  • basketball
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Ken Jeong Ha
  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2
  • Chemical Plant Zone
  • Tourettes Guy
  • South Park - Bitch
  • Trailer Park Boys
  • Toy Story 2 with closing logos after outtakes
  • Finding Nemo with closing logos
  • The Incredibles with closing logos
  • Cars with closing logos
  • Ratatouille with closing logos