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Patrick Hates Toy Story is a channel that Patrick hates.

TranscriptEdit

[TV falling on ground, scene cuts with Woody and Buzz at the gas station with the clip of Woody talks to Buzz scene]
Buzz: ...weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information the reveals his weapons only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rondezvous Star Command!
Woody: You are a...
Patrick: [changes the channel] I hate this channel.
Squidward: No, no! [changes it back]
Woody: ...toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a... Aw, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity. Farewell. [exiting]
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony? [scarastically] "Rondezvous with Star Command."
[the Pizza Planet truck drives while approaching]
Driver: Hey, gas dude!
Attendant: You talkin' to me?
Driver: Yeah, man. Can you help me?
Woody: Pizza Planet? Andy!
Attendant: Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?
Woody: Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz: [walking away] Go away!
Woody: No! Buzz, you got to come back! I...
[engine revving]
Woody: I found a spaceship! It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Driver: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!
Attendant: Uh, Cutting Boulevard, huh?
Driver: Yeah, yeah. Which way.
Buzz: Now you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.

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